Can I vent? I thought I had seen it all. I have been a jogger for years. I have had my fair share of people looking, honking, screaming, etc as I am minding my own business trying to get in some cardio. What is it about a jogger that makes people have the sudden urge to do these things?
In fact, my PR in
Provo was 4 honks and 3 whistles/yells in one run (not bad, huh?).
I even got a phone number thrown at me once. Don’t worry I never called the guy. Today I got a new one to add to the list. I was jogging this morning (Saturday) in a nice little neighborhood. Apparently there was an unbelievable garage sale close by.
Apparently no one could find it and apparently everyone thought I new where it was. So through an entire mile stretch of my run I kept getting stopped and asked if I knew where the sale was. Do I look like I am out looking for deals at garage sales? Just for the record, runners do not like it when drivers
1. pull up beside them, roll down their window, and flail their arms
2. pull right in front of them so if they keep running they will run into the car
3. creep up behind them and honk their horn to get the runner’s attention
I experienced all of these and had to stop, unplug my headphones, go up to the car and explain that I didn’t know the location of the sale. I was so bugged. I have vowed to run canals (not streets) every Saturday for the rest of my life! There aren’t any garage sales on canals right?
P.S. I am trying not to be sad that I am no longer receiving whistles but instead being asked about garage sales. Is this a sign of aging??